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April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.
Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"
Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"
National rape day is fucking DISGUSTING AND ISNT REAL!! BURN IN HELL IF YOU DO THAT!! PLEASE BE SAFE!!!
Person: "SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT NATIONAL RAPE DAY ITS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE AND DONT GO OUT!!!! APRIL 24TH IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE!!! PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!"
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April 24th, A.K.A. “international rape day”.
some chronically online people made it up
honestly gross
person 1: “RAAHHHH ITS APRIL 24TH LETS GOOO”
person 2: “whats that?”
person 1: “international rape day”
person 2: “who tf even are u and why is that a thing?” *shoots with very real shot gun* “RAAAHHHHHH”
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National rape day? Nah, National mutilate men day. The day that you can literally beat a man to the point of death without any punishment. See a good earlobe? Rip that bitch off. Same applies to penises. Happy cutting girlies.
If a man tries to touch you on April 24th. Mutilate his genitals. period xoxo
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April 24th is a very disgusting day. National rape day. This is not ok and I will not stand for it. Instead, let's make the 24th national self-defense day for all these girls.
Girl 1: did u hear that today is April 24th? National rape day??
Girl 2: no no no its national self defense day. Grab your tasers and shit let's goo
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Ladies, make sure to protect yourself. Some social rejects made this day into "National Rape Day". Carry pocket knives and if anyone asks it was an accident :)
"Did you hear? April 24th is national rape day. Scary, right?"
"Its probably not real, just a bunch of 12 year old boys trying to be edgy"
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