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Birthday of Egor Zotov, also known as a really cool guy and an always sober person
“Bro, it is Egor’s birthday” - “sick”
“Mark, Egor is going to celebrate 28 march tomorrow” - “Bro, im dead💀”
The date of birth of a person who is fun to be around but hates stick glue
Person a: wow i love people born on march 28 but their relationships with stick glue seem complicated
Person b: yeah man totally
“Hey bre’sha, do you want some of my nigga beans on March 28?”
People who are born on this day are the prettiest and intelligent people you'll ever meet. They are selfless and very kind, although, they are sometimes bitchy
The day quandale dingle is suppose to escape and were all suppose to help him
March 28 was a great day
National we all skip this day; We all skip this day!!! And we don’t celebrate or do anything!!!!
Man 1: “it’s March 28!!!”
Man 2: “what about it?”
Man 1: “it’s National we all skip day!!!”
Man 2: omg that’s amazing
If you were born on this day, you are either hated or loved, stinky or smells amazing, picky or loves every food.
Today if your science teacher tells you "no" to go to the bathroom your rawr in their face then go to the bathroom and when you come back go to your teacher, get on both knees put your hands together like you praying and say "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Polly: Can I go to the bathroom?
Science teacher: No
Polly: Rawr *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM*
5 MINUTES LATER
Polly: *walks into the classroom*
Science teacher: Did I say you coul-
Polly: *Gets on her knees and says*:"oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Science teacher: GO TO THE OFFICE, NOW!
Polly: But its March 28th!