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If one person has to think/know something, the other person must also think about it.
Kate: 'Imagine walking in on Billy "stroking his beard".'
Lisa: 'Why must you tell me that??'
Kate: 'Rule 3.'
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When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.
WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!
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The 3 month rule refers to the time period after which a girl can be judged on her looks for real. The problem is that girls often look much fitter when they are first seen, but after 3 months, if they are still regarded as fit, then the must be a fit girl.
"hey, have you seen the new girl? She's so fit man!"
"yeah she is, but remember the 3 month rule. Only time will tell!"
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One of the most important rules that states you can never leave a public area without some tongue tackling with some hot girl(s) you just met.
Neko: So did you rule 3 it?
Matt: Yeah for sure bro, we hit up mansion and pirates. Gotta say mansion is better.
Neko: Im proud of you man.
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It's a thing in Middle school when, your dating a girl, and the first touch is holding hands, the second touch is boobs, and the third touch is the butt.
I don't think Miles will ever be able to do the 3 touch rule to a girl, with a voice like that.
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Any grouping of instruments and genre that you can be conceived of does exist and has been preformed (and recorded).
A musical interpretation of rule 34.
rule 3/4 as preformed by Korn and their use of the bag pipe in "Chutes and Ladders", also Arcade Fire
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Similar to rule 34(literally means rule 3 sub 16)
3:16 A) If it exsists someone will find something wrong with it in the Bible.
3:16 B) If this rule is invoked you are required to say that you have invoked rule 3:16.
3:16 C) If you invoke rule 3:16 and you tell them that you invoked rule 3:16 you are not required to prove that the Bible says something against it.
3:16 D) You cannot invoke this rule when reffering to: Death, BDSM, Furries, or Killing. anything elese can be invoked upon.
3:16 E) this rule must be reffered to a "rule 3:16" it cannot be refered to as rule 3.16 or 3.16 or rule 3-16 or any combination of these (it can be reffered to as 3:16, 3 sub 16, 3 subsection 16 or the Bible rule).
3:16 F) Furries are not allowed to be invoked by rule 3:16 as stated by rule 3:16 D).
3:16 G) The rule may be invoke upon at anytime by God or his angels for any reason and He/them is not required to give a reason.
3:16 H) Hell cannopt speak out against this rule nor can a person say "to hell with rule 3:16" or any form of damning of this rule nor can a person say "forget 3:16" or any form os disavowing or encouraging the disavowing of this rule.
3:16 I) noone may condone the uninteligent use of this rule. (if you do not know what the rule means you cannot use it)
3:16 J) all parts of rule 3:16 cannot be changed edited or restated in any way.
X: look it's pie
Z: pie is a sin
X: why?
Z: rule 3:16
X: the Bible rule?
Z:*no response*
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