June 3rd

They are fucking hot really good in bed 🥵

I saw this girl and she was really hot and she said it was her birthday June 3rd

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January 3rd

January 3rd is national be Yourself day where everyone needs to be theirself.

Matt: *doing his thing*
Leah: Boy what are you doing? Please stop
Matt: Never! It’s january 3rd

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3rd Herd

Hell. Where one goes to have their souls crushed. Anti-morale zone. The only positive is that at least it's not the 5th Mob. Or the Army.

"Go to the 3rd Herd!"

october 3rd

the day the best fucking leader king was born bang christopher chan yeah yeah yeah bang chan yeah yeah

person a: its october 3rd, isn't it?
person b: oh yeah! that's bang christopher chan's birthday!!!!

August 3rd

The best day to have a birthday on, also, national kick your sibling out day. This is when you can kick your sibling out if your house if you want to and they are not allowed back until August 4th.

Girl - It's my birthday today! August 3rd is the best!

Boy--and you can kick your sibling out to make it even better because its August 3rd!

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October 3rd

"Mean Girls" Reference, when Cady is narrating, "On October 3rd, he asked me

what day it was.

It's October 3rd."

Girl 1: OMG ITS OCTOBER 3RD!
Girl 2: OML LETS POST IT ALL OVER TWITTER!

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December 3rd

Hug your girlfriend/boyfriend in the morning, during lunch and after school

Me:Today is December 3rd you know what that means
Her/him: Come on and give me a hug

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