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Codeword for taking a shit.
I gotta take a 45, where's the bathroom?
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Dolt 45 — A.KA. The Orange Man and The Failed Twice Impeached former President of the United States.
Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.
The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.
Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:
Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.
His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party
Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
Donald J. Trump is Dolt 45: the malt liquor of presidents.
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A (fictional) Fine Malt beverage, from the movie Stoned Age. presumably available in 12oz and 16oz cans as well as kegs. A play on Colt 45, Pabst did not allow the beer to be featured in the movie because it encouraged underage drinking.
"Hey man you should come out an party with us tomorrow night, we got a keg of Ox 45 just waitin' to be punctured."
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The 45% of women that didn’t vote for the 45th president.
I heard 55% of women voted for Trump. Did you vote for him?
No, I’m 45 against 45.
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An adaptor that allows large-hole 45 RPM records to be played on record players with a normal spindle.
A cheap, plastic gadget that snapped into the large center holes of 7-inch 45 records; unlike adaptors that were placed on the record player itself, these were meant to be installed on records, and usually left on permanently. The gadget consisted of several plastic arms radiating from a center containing the hole; the multiple arms' resemblence to spider legs is the source of the nickname "spider."
I need to get some 45 spiders for these singles, because I lost the adaptor that came with my turn table.
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refer to single songs pressed onto a vinyl disc. The number 45 represents the rpm (revolutions per minute) that the vinyl needs to be played at, with standard size LPs requiring 33 1/3 rpm. Though they are called singles, they can hold roughly ten minutes worth of music between both sides.
Let's go back to my crib and play some 45's
a malt liquor beverage; considered a cheap way to get drunk
Let's go get some Colt 45's, it's malt liquor - it will fuck you up quicker
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