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Refers to the practice of letting employees leave work an hour early. The term derives from the military, where supervisors are often not permitted to let their personnel leave early, but ARE permitted to grant their staff breaks, as long as they are less than 1 hour. On special occasions, a supervisor can work around the prohibition on early excusal by giving the staff a 59-minute break at the very end of the day; thus allowing them to leave about an hour early. The "59-Minute Rule" is often put into effect on the Friday before a three-day weekend.
Email to all personnel: The 59-Minute Rule will be in effect this afternoon. Have a safe and happy holiday! -The Boss
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When every Google Classroom assignment is due. When you do your homework.
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When you’re always joking about sexual stuff and just messing around but secretly if they were down you’d do it
Geolations 34:59 - “I’m always joking... unless you down”
Her: Yeah I mean you could come over rn
Him: I’m on my way
Her: lmao
Him: I mean geolations 34:59 👀
An annoying customer that comes in just before you close at 5:00 P.M. knowing you close at that time.
Ah fuck!! Here comes Mr. 4:59 again to place a big order..Now we cant go home on time!!"
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At 11:59 p.m., we're all just squirrels looking for nuts.
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At 11:59pm in October 31st you start jerking off and try to finish before midnight.
If unsuccessful then you already failed No Nut November so you can just jerk off the entire month but if successful you can say you were the last person to jerk off and you got to have a moment of pleasure before 1 month without it
Chad: “Bro next year I’m totally gonna try the 11:59 challenge”
Chad Brad Bradley: “Yeah I did it this year and it was the best decision I made”
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An annoying customer that shows up to your work place trying to open the door anytime before you open at 7:00 A.M.
"Hey who's trying to open the front door?"
"Ah Shit!! I bet it's fucking Mr. 6:59 again trying to see if we are open yet."
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