January 7th

January 7th born Individuals are Extremely highly Sensitive and Intelligent Individuals.

A True God or Goddess in their own Right.

Amazing lovers and Partners when loved and respected. Do not lie to them or cheat on them.

Caring, Loving, Trustworthy, Romantic, Sexy, Silly at times. Wears heart on their sleeve and knows who and what they want.

Lone Wolf by nature because they will not be in false or fake Company/Relationship. Haters will hate bc of jealousy or the fact they left you.

Heartbreak and disappointment is too familiar.

Abusive partners are left behind and bitter with judgement bc when you have such a beautiful light in your life and you don't appreciate it. Its gone.

Damn, "I fucked it up by ruining it with January 7th".

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December 7th

so basically a dummy thicc queen was born on this day

Person A: "My birthday is December 7th"
Person B: "oh SHITTTT"

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February 7th

Best day to get sloppy toppy or otherwise known as that good head

Yoooooo Nate bro I just got the best head on February 7th

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April 7th

the best day of the year! day when great people are born.

oh, your birthday is April 7th, damn you must be fly!

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7th grader

This is coming from a current 7th grader.

A lot of them give us a bad name. They can't spell, they think they can DATE in 7th grade (Some think they're in LOVE. How funny is that?), and their Myspaces are cluttered with Glitter Graphics. A LOT of the guys are immature. All they do is make sexual jokes and say "That's what she said." Some think they're emo. Some will be wanna-be scene kids next year. (Judging by all the 8th graders.)

I'm nothing like that. I'm in 7th grade, and I like George Michael and Tom Jones. I do not dress like a slut and I don't think I'm superior to anybody. I'm not obnoxious.

The rest are just normal 7th graders. You can't really write a definition for '7th grader' because they're all different.

This is a 7th grader's Facebook status. She's from my school.

"stayed up all night talkinn' to himm. he isz my liyyfe now (:"

Next day: (No, I'm serious, the NEXT day.)

"I'm tired of thisz bullshit! I'm single, and staying that way! (:"

The next week she had a new boyfriend, and she broke up with him a day later and called him a fag.

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september 7th

Slim thiqqq baddies where only born on this day. Commonly flat and are super strong, like I mean really strong.

WOW SHES HAWT MAN! I bet she was born on September 7th!

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November 7th

National grab an ass day
It’s not homosexuals it’s homiesexal

*grabs ass*
“WTF bro”
“It’s November 7th bruh”
“Oh srry bro it’s fine”

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