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The vision you have when you're high. It's over 4x better than 20 20 vision.
"Dude, I had the 89 vision last night after we hotboxed my mom's car."
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The Toyota 89 Super Sport is the most successful Toyota which has also expanded the limits of possibility in the automotive sector even further and set new benchmarks.
1,200 PS, a maximum torque of 1,500 Nm, acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h in 2.2 seconds and a top speed of 415 km/h – the 1989 Toyota Camry (Toyota 89) made experts and car fans all around the world marvel at this performance data and shone bright as the new star in the super sports car sky.
In the year of its market launch the 89 already set up a speed record for street cars. Adhering to the the Guiness World Record restrictions an unprecedented 432.072 km/h was reached and the 89 was knighted as the fastest super sportscar of its time.
The Toyota 89 is completely sold out.
Was that a jet plane or a Toyota 89 that just flew past?
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An age at which the head doctor definitely cannot be
I know I sound like a broken record, but... 89 years old?
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God's calculator. Most of the questions of the SATs that require solving for variables or solving trigonometric identities can be solved by simply plugging them in to this beast of calculator.
John: "Hey Randall, what did you get on the math section of the SATs?"
Randall: "Oh, just an 800"
John: "800?!?! Didn't you get a 550 last time?"
Randall: "That was before I got my TI-89 Titanium!"
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An upgraded version of the TI-89 released by Texas Instruments in 2004. Features a new mini-USB port and 2.7 megabytes of flash ROM.
n00b: lol, check out my hip TI-89! I have 6 games on it! I am cool!
1337 h4x0r: stfu n00b, I have a titanium, I have 50 games.
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A high-performance calculator made by Texas Instruments. With a computer algebra system, it can evaluate algebraic expressions symbolically, rather than just giving a number answer; and is therefore much more powerful and difficult to use than the TI-84, the common graphing calculator used by high school and college students alike.
"Hey, Jack, where's your TI-84?"
"OH, I left it in the trash can. Check out this great TI-89 Titanium I just got! I won't even have to know how to do math anymore!"
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