8th January

8th of January is send “Hi!” to your crush day.

It was 8th January and I said “Hi!” to my crush.

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8th base

the act of having sexual intercourse with an entire farm and then the farmer

Oh man im so sore, i went to 8th base last night...and it went into the morning.

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July 8th

National kiss your friend’s forehead day

You: hey! What’s today’s date?
Your friend: It’s July 8th! Happy national kiss your friend’s forehead day!
You: Cool! *smooch*

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November 8th

The day that the most beautiful person was born

Friend: what day were you born?
Person: November 8th

Friend: that makes sense because your so beautiful

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October 8th

October 8th is international yeet day.

Person 1: hey it’s October 8th!
Person 2: oh really! You know what that means...
Person 1: yep
*Person 2 continues to throw a empty can and scream “YEET”

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November 8th

smack your tallest friend round the face so hard that they get brain damage

can I November 8th

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December 8th

National Tell Your Best Friend You Love Them Day

It’s December 8th yk wut that means