Random
Source Code
Random
When you call the police and jizz your pants at the same time
Help my house is on firaaaahhhhhhhhh... shit that felt good... That's a sweet 911 sauce
9👍 1👎
When a friend talks about something illegal or just plain wrong you pick up your cell phone and pretend to call 911 by saying "Hello, 911?"
This is be used comically and not with any seriousness
Friend 1: *covers fries in ketchup
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?"
Friend 1: "Hey wanna go smoke up after work?"
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?
n., nig 911 is a 911 operating system staffed by african americans. Don't bother to call as they're likely to sleep through your emergency. (see also nig nap, nig napping).
Neighbor #1: "mark couldn't get through to 911, and his wife suffered brain damage as a result"
Neighbor #2: "We must have nig 911 this side of town."
91👍 46👎
Hilarious Show!
Parody of COPS!
Stars on Comedy Central,FOX,Others!
31👍 13👎
An old rescue show that is awesome with reacting true story's of crime fire and Medical emergencies
Person 1: Did you see that logging struck of those two teenagers on rescue 911
Person 2: yeah I love that episode
The call by Fox News medical advisor, Dr. Tucker Carlson from Trump University, to call 911 if adults in sports attire, or children playing outside, refuse to take off their masks when told to do so, because their unacceptable behavior shows sign of blind obedience to the authorities, which want to deprive them of their personal rights.
The 911 mask call by right-wing media channels is aimed at debunking the outdoor mask myth propagated by alt-leftists, who want to control the lives of millions of uninformed citizens.
21👍 30👎