december 9th

bottom day!
on december 9th a bottom was born.

slag 1:“you know that maria lopez girl she was born in december 9th”
slag 2:”no way!shes a bottom?”

May 9th

A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! She got the best personality and be t’d df up

Lul boy: “When’s your birthday”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you bad ash with the fatty”

May 9th

Twerk on the afternoon bus day

Ayyy shake dat ass on the afternoon bus on May 9th

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February 9th

February 9th also know as national pizza day

Friend 1: Hey it's February 9th
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus

Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza

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September 9th

National thick girls day

September 9th is national thick girls day.

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April 9th

April 9 is national slap ass day so be bold and slap some ass

I'm going to be slapping ass on April 9th

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9TH WONDER

Part of the Hip-Hop trio, Little Brother. The best producer out right now.

9th wonder, will you be my baby's daddy?

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