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Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.
X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"
X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."
When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.
Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
Extraneous and morbid expensive course for basic stuff that your grandma can do on the computer, such as turning on your computer, turning off your computer, installing Google Chrome browser, changing your settings, changing the background that you see every time you turn it on, and some not useful non-sense. They most of the times provides explanations that uncovers the unnecessary price of 100 dollars that is not worth your money.
I just passed my Comptia ITF+ Certification Exam, Ms. Aponte!
Congratulations! You might use it in April Fools, because that's what this program is about! Enjoy.