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when the person you are screwing at the time is so mad at you that they don't even ant to face you
When I was at my gf Jenny's family reunion andshe did the 96 position on me because I threw up on her mom's favorite cat.
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When a dude has a drunk hook up and he goes down to eat out a girl and then decides he wants a blow job too so he rotates around so he is face fucking her mouth hole with his asshole on her nose.
Dude 1: "How was that hookup with Sarah last night."
Dude 2: "Pretty sloppy, I totally 96ed her."
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1.) The opposite of a sixty-nine (69). When two people suck on each others's brown eye or anus or asshole.
Tom and Celine were so close that they freely 96'ed each other in public.
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Similar to 69, 96 consist of 2 people having secks. But the twist is that they are not facing each other and they are upside down. They rub their asses to the back of the other's head, while they masterbate them selves.
Man that 96 was crazy last night, there is still shit in my hair.
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used instead of 69 in hick ville!
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96 eh?!;)
fer sher
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the act of two men laying on their backs with a double sided Dildo going into each of their asses, while masturbating
Josh: dude, that 96 last night was so painful I enjoyed it.
Jason: yeah me too, I even came twice as much as normal.
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A rule/life-hack/way of life which states that if you want to make sure you are successful in doing something(like a test or a speech) masturbate before doing it so as not to fuck it up. It is advisable to use this on important things only but works on everything. The only exception is sex.
Guy 1: Hey did you guys hear Jared got yet another promotion. Wonder what's his secret
Guy 2: It was bound to happen, the guy seems to bring it in everything he does.
Wise informed guy: Hehe, long live rule 96
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Fuck off weirdo!