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Country located between France and Germany. The capital is Brussels, it's best region is called Wallonia.
1.The northern-part of the country is populated by ugly, jealous, assholes who colaborated gladly with the nazi during WW2, so they lost a war, they also speak a vomiting based language called Vlaaaaaaams.
2.The southern part is populated by friendly, cool, hard-partyers, who stood up to the nazis during WW2, so they won the war, the speak French, and some have German as their first language. Country known for it's Belgian Waffles (coming from Liege a city in Wallonia), the best beer in the world, Leffe (Comes from Namur, in Wallonia)...
1. "This guy is an arrongant asshole!" "Yeah he is Flamish" "oh okay it's normal then"
2. "WOW this guy knows how to party!" "Yeah he is from Wallonia" "oh it's normal then."
3. "WOW this waffle is so good" "Yeah it's a waffle from Belgium".
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Gay Sex party involving Right Wing Hungarian Diplomats.
20 or more Patrons shout "diplomatic immunity" at each other when police arrive.
See : Sausage Festival.
Well looks like we have ourselves a good old fashion belgium barbeque.
Makes a mans eyes water thinking about it.
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A Belgium Yard consists of 3 men. 1 man puts the tip of his penis into the 2nd mans anus while the 3rd man licks frome the base of the 1st mans penis up to the 2nd mans anus then on to the tip of his penis. Repeat as necessary.
"Hey guys, you wanna go give each other Belgium Yards?"
"Hey I just gave Joe and Ron a Belgium Yard.
People from France and Belgium as well as some other non-factor countries.
I'm from Belgiums. That's all you need to know!
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To hide an erection by tucking it in between the waste band of your underpants and your body.
"I have a huge boner! I better belgium tuck it!"
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A belgium yard involving 3 or more recipients.
Joe put his tip in ron's ass, ron put his tip in steve's ass, and I licked em all. We call it a Belgium Mile.
A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.
Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."
Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"