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when you put a mr bean statue up the others ass.
bro I pulled a dirty jono last night, my statue is covered in shit now.
the most powerful substance on earth
a cup of coffee is 0.5% of i sip of jono juice
the average human being would die after digesting even 2% of jono juice
the only person who can survive it is the big man himself: JONO
person 1: mate we need to win this game, go drink your jono juice
person 2: YES!
someone who is attracted to fire; another word for pyromaniac
man, I love the way that grass is burning. Am I turning into a Jono?
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Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.
Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.
Noun-
"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"
Adjective-
"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"
The most extraordinary man of all time, generally Australian, this bogan always brings a case of beer everywhere. This sexy beast of a boy is great to have a laugh with, whether it is watching kids faceplant or saying Chris Hemsworth is the hottest man alive. Jono will be a great friend so always keep a Jono around.
Chad: you are such a Jono mate, we should pop around to me bungalow to watch the footy and have a cold one!
jonos is a big boy
commonly used to describe a guy with a long genital
That guy over there is such a Jonos