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Parker is one of the prettiest boys you will ever meet. Hes so nice and once you meet him you wont forget him. The Parker I'm talking about has blue eyes that I would fucking die for. And blondish-brown hair. Hes so perfect. I could stare at him forever. But you never know if he hates you, but you don't care. Because hes so Parker. And I don't know if that makes sense but, Hes so amazing. And so pretty. You feel like when you look at him everything around you just vanishes. When he smiles, you smile. But hes dating someone. And you're happy for him. And you always want him to be happy. But deep deep sown, you wish the girl he's with, was you.And you're upset because you see him with her. And their hugging,kissing,and smiling at each other. And you're sad but, at your darkest times he's around and he makes you feel better. And you love him.
Girl 1: OMG,I JUST SAW THE PRETTIEST FUCKING PERSON EVER.
Girl 2: Oh, was it Parker?
Girl 1: How did you know?
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(Adj.) Gay slang for a very submissive power bottom. Always ask people at your local Gloryhole for the best neighborhood Parker.
" CUNT dO you no where the nearest Parker is? I need my vaccuum-mouth veteran whore."
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Absolutely awesome friends, always supportive, clumsy, funny, athletic, and always a guy that will have your back
Parker is awesome.
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An amazing person in general. Makes a great boyfriend/girlfriend and always puts others before themselves. They always have a dad joke at the ready and loves sending pick up lines to their crush/ lover. While they can get very angry very fast, it’s not their fault. Parker has had a very traumatic past and has a messed up family life. Also most likely trans and has a great sense of style.
Did you see Parker today with their girlfriend? They both looked so good!
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The Prettiest Girl On The Face Of The Planet. She Is The Definition Of Perfect.
Aye boy you see that Parker? Ya bruh I'd dat shit.
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Parker can easily be a boys name but I’m gonna explain it as a girls choice. Parker’s are often quite quiet. They prefer to observe and watch rather than express her opinion. Don’t get me wrong, they do have opinions. And deep ones. Parker’s think through everything thoroughly, although they say no quite a lot. Usually Blonds or Blacks, Parker’s have inner beauty and stunning features on the outside. She will know this but doesn’t pride herself by her looks. Her smarts are of high quality too but don’t expect her to do your homework. She can be very stubborn but is a true friend and there is no mean steak in her nature
This is my bestie Parker, no body could replace her
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An oversensitive whore who will scream at you when he dies in Roblox. He's usually twelve or thirteen and already going bald. He always runs home to tell his brother he fingered a girl.
Person One "Dude, stop acting like Parker."
Person Two "Yeah man, Parker fucking sucks.”
Parker “Yeah actually, stop acting like that cunt Parker..... wait...”
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