An atrocious excuse of a consumable. Highly advised not to digest.
"Want some salad?" "FRICK NO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"
When someone acts healthy/fit but there really not
Look at Josie eating dat whole cake over there, claiming she all salad and all. So fake.
1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick
1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.
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A colloquial term for money derived from its leafey green color.
He is making mad salad at that new job.
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Not your main girl/boyfriend; a sideting
Nahhhh youre a salad HAHAHAHAHAAHA
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a drunk cocky frat boy who turns into the en salada and becomes baligerant and obnoxious while drinking.
Bryant: "You want me."
Me: "You're such a salad."
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someone who is identified as salad is hotter than hot, being salad means you're the step above hot.
girl 1:"omg he's so hot"
girl 2:"he's better than that he is salad"
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