Shithouse

Something a person would shout when pissed off / stressed about life. They may also call their friends house a "Shithouse" because the house may just be shit.

Bill was getting undressed for the chinese hooker when his wife walked in.

Jodie (Wife): What'cha doin'?

Bill (Husband): SHITHOUSE!

Mohammed slowly led his follower into his house.

Mohammed: So what do you think about my mansion?

Ruslan: SHITHOUSE!

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shithoused

Utterly intoxicated (usually drunk). When speaker is shithoused, word can be used as virtually every form of speech.

"Honey, drink your shithoused."
and
"I totally just shithoused all over the kitchen!"

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shithouse

a house made from shit using a shitbrick

that house is made of shit

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Shithouse

English Slang:

Used to describe a cowardly or unpleasant person.

That Dave was bummed up the arse by his bird last night, he's such a fucking Shithouse.
Didn't even get to give her one back.

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Shithoused

Every time x band play y band

Oh no y band have been completely shithoused again

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Shithoused

Getting home from a long night of drinking only to have your parents waiting at home to give you shit when you get back.

Hey Luke I heard you got shithoused last night" "Yea man i got bitched out for like and hour

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shithouse

Adopted recently as a term used whilst playing poker there are 2 methods here:

1, To both those people (shithouse) who would not bet or...

2, The actual art of folding using the term shithouse instead of fold.

"Shaun why didn't you call Neils all in ya shithouse!"

"Paul, you just folded, ya shithouse!"

"Call", "Call", "Shithouse!" (fold)

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