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Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.
Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:
"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to
1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses
2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public
3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live
4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."
Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!
Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...
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any high powered assault weapon; principally high guage shotguns and automatic weapons (AKs, ARs, etc)
I'm going down down baby,
your street in a range rover
Street sweeper baby, cocked
Ready to go
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When a man with a mustache(think burt reynolds,tom selleck) sexually pleasures a womans vagina by moving his head back and forth, as his mustache caresses it.
Mr.Allman gave that chick a street sweeper made style!
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When you put a tutu on your pet hamster to lure him/her into your anal canal to take care of the ass itch.
C’mon Hammy, burrow! Burrow! Deeper! You’re the best chimney sweeper!
A white male that fucks black females. The male equivalent of a coal burner.
Brad couldn’t match with any cute white chicks on tinder, so he settled for a black girl. Fucking chimney sweeper.
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a gun, called a street sweeper because it cleans the streets of those who are disliked or unlucky
I'm goin down down baby, yo' street in a Range Rover
Street sweeper baby, cocked ready to let it go
- Nelly
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When you take a midget (Little Person) and spin her on your dick as she shits herself from fear and makes a brown or blackish ring around your bedroom wall.
"I work in the circus so I have seen swivel sweepers all the time, just last week mini-dave the small clown was swiveled, didnt know it could be done with a guy."
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