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Tales of Vesperia

The first HD Tales game, initially released as a 360 "exclusive" but of course Namco releases a better, updated version with a bunch of new shit for the PS3 a year later.

An awesome fucking game. Easily better than the good-but-still-overrated Tales of Symphonia, though maybe not better than the awesome-but-unfortunately-underrated Tales of the Abyss.

An anime movie is being released in Japan late-2009/early-2010, by the studio Production IG, who also do all the anime cutscenes for Tales series games. It will be a prequel, featuring the life of protagonist Yuri Lowell before the events of Tales of Vesperia.

A game that singlehandedly sold out Xbox 360s.... in Japan.

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Also, Yuri Lowell is the best fucking Tales protagonist EVAR. Finally, a main character who isn't a whiny little bitch and who radiates badassedness.

ALSO, Rita Mordio wins the award for favorite Tales tsundere mage.

*ALSO*, Tales of Vesperia, since I can't submit this definition otherwise.

Also, cocks.

by TalesWinnar July 15, 2009

57๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tales of Eternia

Tales of Eternia is a videogame made by Namco. It is a RPG game, a good one. You can play it if you have a Play Station or a Play Station Portable, also known as a PSP.

Boy: What are you doing?
Geek: I'm playing Tales of Eternia.
Boy: Is that good?
Geek: It is better than your mother last night.

by Maniac_88 March 19, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sniddit Tale

A story or a piece of a conversation that is on the boarder line of being the truth or a lie. 99% of the time it is a lie and you just have to laugh as for a split second you thought it was true. In many cases the base story is true but the key points are a complete fabrication.

Did you hear the latest sniddit tale?

by Large Sequoia February 20, 2015


fishwives' tale

story or talk that one cannot believe in; incredible story or talk.

Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I raised my hand to hit him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale. Ha! Ha! Ha!

by uttam maharjan May 25, 2011


dragon tales

A childrens' show on WBGH/PBS about two Spanish children who transport themselves into Dragon Land or some shit.

Ugly Kid With Burnt Face in my Homeroom: -turns on TV and puts on PBS, and then talks in an undescribable Khmer accent- EYY DRAGON TALES!

Rest of Homeroom: wtf

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

84๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Veggie Tales

Animated cartoon show that told old testament stories with vegetables as the characters.

Did you see that episode of Veggie Tales with a tomatoe names Moses?

by emmccarty November 21, 2007

76๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


straddle tale

Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.

I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.

by thenotoriousdlb July 16, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž