The first HD Tales game, initially released as a 360 "exclusive" but of course Namco releases a better, updated version with a bunch of new shit for the PS3 a year later.
An awesome fucking game. Easily better than the good-but-still-overrated Tales of Symphonia, though maybe not better than the awesome-but-unfortunately-underrated Tales of the Abyss.
An anime movie is being released in Japan late-2009/early-2010, by the studio Production IG, who also do all the anime cutscenes for Tales series games. It will be a prequel, featuring the life of protagonist Yuri Lowell before the events of Tales of Vesperia.
A game that singlehandedly sold out Xbox 360s.... in Japan.
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Also, Yuri Lowell is the best fucking Tales protagonist EVAR. Finally, a main character who isn't a whiny little bitch and who radiates badassedness.
ALSO, Rita Mordio wins the award for favorite Tales tsundere mage.
*ALSO*, Tales of Vesperia, since I can't submit this definition otherwise.
Also, cocks.
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Tales of Eternia is a videogame made by Namco. It is a RPG game, a good one. You can play it if you have a Play Station or a Play Station Portable, also known as a PSP.
Boy: What are you doing?
Geek: I'm playing Tales of Eternia.
Boy: Is that good?
Geek: It is better than your mother last night.
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A story or a piece of a conversation that is on the boarder line of being the truth or a lie. 99% of the time it is a lie and you just have to laugh as for a split second you thought it was true. In many cases the base story is true but the key points are a complete fabrication.
Did you hear the latest sniddit tale?
story or talk that one cannot believe in; incredible story or talk.
Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I raised my hand to hit him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale. Ha! Ha! Ha!
A childrens' show on WBGH/PBS about two Spanish children who transport themselves into Dragon Land or some shit.
Ugly Kid With Burnt Face in my Homeroom: -turns on TV and puts on PBS, and then talks in an undescribable Khmer accent- EYY DRAGON TALES!
Rest of Homeroom: wtf
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Animated cartoon show that told old testament stories with vegetables as the characters.
Did you see that episode of Veggie Tales with a tomatoe names Moses?
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Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.
I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.
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