Waldo

Waldo's are highly intelligent, fun loving, and fiercely loyal. Not overly concerned with fashion yet somehow remains devastingly good looking. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you are down, Waldo's will cheer you up. If you are hurt, Waldo's will help you to get better. If you are in trouble, Waldo's will come to your aid. A penchant for philosophy and knowledge of all things interesting makes Waldo's great sources of information. In the event of an emergency, Waldo's will always keep a level head. If you can find one, a Waldo is an asset to your life.

"Whoa, that dude is scary."
"No, that's just Waldo and he's going to kick your ass for being a douchebag."

"He's a hotty."
"No duh, that's Waldo."

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Waldo

A man of many shapes and forms. Why do you think you can never find him in his books he creates!? He also has mental issues. He says he has an english man stuck in his head by the name Elwood. He also says that his evil twin brother Odlaw is out to convince the enlish man to kill Waldo.

There are too many freakin examples of WALDO!!! Waldo could be your granny at this very moment! So be scared! Be very scared!

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Waldo

A Master of either arts, talents, special abilities, or even of people.

A person that generally has a plan for everything.

Also a character in a book Titled Wheres Waldo, where you must find waldo hidden between a group of people.

Yo he seems just like a Waldo or jedi

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waldo

the name given to young men who wish to establish themselves as the president of the socialist youth group in their area.

person1: daniel has become such a waldo.
person 2: i know man, but atleast hes happy.

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Waldo

A term for marijuana, especially unrolled and still in the bag, used in a buying/selling situation.

Can be used as a noun in context ("Can I get a 20 of Waldo?") or in the simple phrase "where's Waldo?"

Buyer: "Hey brah, where's Waldo?"
Seller: "I got a 1/2 oh-zee in the car."

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Waldo

(Adj.) One who commits acts of blasphemy on a regular basis.
Example:
-"You can not eat dinner, until you commit blasphemy!"

(Adv.) One who can never be found
Example:
-"Dude, where the fuck is Waldo at?"

Abby Nicole Dragon of Brownsburg, Indiana ;

Waldo can never be found because she's always out commiting blasphemy.

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waldo

A marijuana cigarette.

I'm gonna go smoke a waldo

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