The greenhaired guy. Oops, nvm it's bleached. Can also be classified under douchebag.
Person1: Who's the weirdo?
Person2: Dunno, looks like an Adam Wren.
Person1: What's an Adam Wren?
Person2:A douchebag.
The school for poshos and nonces
If you go there I feel sort for you
Person: yo wagwan pifting u got any p g
Wren kid: why no sir but I have something for you
Person: what
Wren kid: a number for childline it’s 0800 1111 I learnt this in Wren Academy maybe you should go
A whiny spoiled brat who doesnt understand his own origin story and still thinks his grandfather darth vader died as a bad guy
Kylo wren is by far the srupidest character in the new movies.
Someone with the name lachlan wren usually likes to suck an enormous amount of penis. They usually try to shortern their name to 'lachie' because he has a short penis.
Jarod: 'His name is Lachlan Wren'
Henry: 'Oh what a fag'
The idea that if any interaction on the internet is given enough time, it will devolve into a conversation about Ronald Reagan.
Person A: "I don't like chocolate ice cream!"
*an hour long conversation later*
Person B: "Ronald Reagan started the war on drugs to debilitate the black community."
Person C: "Wren's Law strikes again!"
His communication style is a blend of raised eyebrows, heavy sighs, and an occasional harrumph that could put a disgruntled badger to shame. Every sentence seems to start with a "Back in my day…" and end with a "Kids these days…" – as if he's been appointed the official spokesperson for the Grumpy Geriatric Society.
But here's the twist: every now and then, when you least expect it, a Wren will unleash a joke that's so unexpected, so out of character, that you'll question if he's secretly moonlighting as a stand-up comedian. His deadpan delivery and the sheer absurdity of his jokes will leave you wondering if you've stepped into an alternate universe where irritable Geriatrics moonlight as comedians.
You can spot a WRen from a mile away, thanks to his signature "I'm not impressed" eyebrows that are practically in competition with his hairline.