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The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).
Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.
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When 20-somethin male bangs his friend's super fat mom and fills with little monsters.
"Fat old lady turkey; baster young male"
"Brandon has many times proven to be a turkey baster."
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A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.
Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*
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When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.
After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.
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A delicate tool used in the therapy and treatment of numerous grundle ailments.
Jenkins, hand me the grundle baster and a clean napkin, we have some oily discharge with a slight chance of splatter painting.
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One who basts booze. A baster is used to suck sauce out of a food of some sort. Booze is a symbol of fun here. Essentially, it is someone who sucks the fun out of things. A synonym is "party pooper".
Sasha is such a booze baster. We were just trying to enjoy our English class and he went and basted the booze.
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when a guy and girl have sex unprotected then the guy eats the girl out after the sex
Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.
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