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Curt Schilling

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.

Christian Coalition
Jose Conseco

by Norton February 17, 2005

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Curt Schilling

Media whore who doesn't realize that no one cares about what he has to say. Drama queen who pitches with a "bloody" sock so he can be the Red Sox savior.

LIKE OMGZZ!!!! CURT SCHILLING WON US THE WORLD SERIESSS!!!!!11!!

Shut the fuck up, Curt Schilling.

by goyankees April 10, 2005

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Curt lips

People with abnormally small lips

OMG my 7th grade history teacher curt has such small curt lips

by Prime makers June 23, 2022


curt kitty

A curt kitty is an alcoholic beverage comprised of a double shot of vodka over ice 7up and a splash of o.j. for color.

I'll have a curt kitty.

by SamuelP. January 12, 2020


Curt Smith

the co-owner of the band “tears for fears
he’s the sings and plays the bass for the band.
curt is a really good singer and he sang the hit, “everybody wants to rule the world
in 1990 he left TFF and went solo 😧
he made the albums “soul on board” and “mayfield” after he left TFF

in 1999 roland and curt got back together and made the album “everybody loves a happy ending” which came out in 2004
now he’s working on the new TFF album “tipping point” with roland rn

also curt wore the same yellow shirt like a million times during ‘85

at some point he dyed his hair blonde

i suck at giving info but ty for reading

person: “who’s curt smith?”
tff fan: “he’s the bassist and a vocalist for tears for fears.”
person: “ok thanks”
person: “help i cant tell who’s curt”
tff fan: “curt is the guy with the short hair”
person: “but they both have long hair on the album cover?”
tff fan: “oh ur looking at the stfbc cover, curt is the one on the right with the ponytail.”
person: “thanks dude”
tff fan: “yw”

by clintclover November 26, 2021


Herp Curt

A Herpie Curtain. A Herp curt is a tombstone like mustache utilized to cover up a herpie outbreak.

a. Do you see that guys herp curt???

b. Yeah, he think he's fooling us with that ridiculous herpie curtain!!!!

by Casey Jo Banyas October 15, 2008

10👍 5👎


Curt Geer

A professional off road driver with many wins under his belt. He races in the limited buggie/ 1600 class with the teams Green Army Motorsports and Geer Racing in the Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Series.

#1 "Did you see the race yesterday?"
#2 "Yes! Curt Geer won by a landslide!!!"

by race expert December 9, 2011

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