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A good morning and god bless is when a person drinks coffee and eats breakfast on the toilet the coffee may be a tool to relax the bowels or just a simple pick me up. This phrase was first coined by h3h3 productions on the 6th of April 2018
I’m just going to have a simple good morning and god bless today
When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
I'm in a rush to get out the house so I'll just have a Good morning and god bless to save some time
When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.
Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.
It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.
Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.
When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.
Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.
Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous