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A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.
"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"
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Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra
patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises
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to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
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Moise is like the GOD of Romania ( Gypsi Land ). We love all the Moises in this world <3
"I go to the church to pray at Moise!"
Part of the Sussy Baka Club !!
Has red skin and looks like dracula 🧛 ♂️
Enjoys making fun of little kids bc he has no friends
Manwh0re
Gym rat, is always bulking
Girl 1: who’s that ugly guy over there ?
Girl 2: oh he’s Moises ! the ugly loner
Says he likes you for a long time but once you date him he will start off amazing then he will start ignoring you then find another girl and leave you for her 😃
Girl: oh hey MOISES
him even tho he is taken: Hi.. your cute