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A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.
"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"
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Dirty Moises is when a sexy guy wants something unmentionable in bed. Like taking it up the ass or anal beads in his urethra
patrica: I almost hooked up with a hot guy but he wanted a dirty Moises
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to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.
After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
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Most likely don't do well with others, always have some type of issue. Suppressed feelings, maybe a dark past of some sort. Dealt with too many shits and wasted the shits to care for. You know when you see a Moises Elias when people say, "Yeah that guy has a big Ego" or when people give little shits about that person.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Damn, that guys is something huh?"
Person 2: "Oh him... he's just a Moises Elias, don't worry."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that"
Person 2: "LMAO, hes jst a Moises Elias don't even bother"
Person 3: "Maybe he just needs someone who wont backstab him..."
Most likely don't do well with others, always have some type of issue. Suppressed feelings, maybe a dark past of some sort. Dealt with too many shits and wasted the shits to care for. You know when you see a Moises Elias when people say, "Yeah that guy has a big Ego" or when people give little shits about that person.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Damn, that guys is something huh?"
Person 2: "Oh him... he's just a Moises Elias, don't worry."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Why is he acting like that"
Person 2: "LMAO, hes jst a Moises Elias don't even bother"
Person 3: "Maybe he just needs someone who wont backstab him..."
Moise Pierre is a great guy usually of Caribbean or hispanic or French origin. He smells great all the time and is a hella fly dresser. You know you met a moise pierre because of his charm or how much he makes you laugh or makes friends easily.
Boi: Wow that guy is so funny and I just met him.
Girl: He must be a moise pierre
The baddest mutherfucker!!
Vibes, looks and personality unmatched!!
Probably the coolest motherfucker in the whole galaxy.
There’s probably only one, if he’s out there.
Dude: yo! You seen Jean Moise?
Some other Dude: yeap! The fly-est mutherfucker as always!