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A last name that automatically makes anyone who has it related to each other
“Your name is jones? We must be related!”
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it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d
1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!
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When you do something clumsy or embarrassing (like tripping) and attempt to play it off as purposeful even though everyone around knew it wasn't.
Larry unsuccessfully tried to Jones his friends after tripping over his shoelace and falling into a gate.
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To be under the influence of marijuana. To be stoned.
That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.
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To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.
Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man
Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .
Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!
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One can only "pull" a Jones. Pulling a Jones refers to someone who achieves the highest accolades in their respective field (school/job/sport) at a very young age, shows a lot of potential for further greatness and GOAT status, then goes and does something completely stupid (likely ruining everything he accomplished and/or could have accomplished). Usually involves a hit-and-run involving a pregnant woman (and breaking her arm). Inly returning to the scene to get a handful of cash out of his own car, and then running away AGAIN! Oh, and also COCAINE!!
Fan: Did you see Jon Jones put Machida to sleep with a Standing Guillotine?! That is SO JONES!! He PULLS it off again!
Me: Yo, I saw Jon Jones hit-and-run a preggo, breaking her arm. He ran like he was Coked up! Came back for cash just to re-up on Coke. THAT'S pulling a Jones.
Fan: Oh... :'(
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