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Fucking on the infield of a baseball diamond, the gentleman (on top) holds the backs of the ladies ankles in the air, pulls out at point of ejaculation, leans up and foward and shoots his load on the ladies face and hair. Then spinning her face down by the ankles he breads the coated areas with dirt. Allow to dry.
Pamela received some odd looks on the bus ride home, after her adobe turn-over.
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A programmer, or group of programmers, more interested in tacking more and more "bloatware" features to software, rather then cleaning up and optimizing existing code. Usually using the excuse "Computers are faster now, they can handle it"
Any real programmer knows performance > features and splash screens are soooo 2001.
Timeline of Photoshop suffering from Adobe Programmer Syndrome (APS)
load times on top performance computers.
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5 5 Seconds
6 10 Seconds
7 15 Seconds
CS 30 Seconds
CS2 20 Seconds
CS3 20 Seconds
CS4 35 Seconds
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On December 31st every year, although it is New Years Eve, it is also a day to remember Adobe Flash Player, as it will be discontinued on that day in 2020. In 2020, this day will be known as Adobe Flash Player Day, where everyone must use Adobe Flash Player to play their favorite Flash game before it is too late. After 2020, it will be known as Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day, where you pay respects to the fallen Adobe Flash Player Games.
Person 1: Man.. Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day is coming up.. I miss Flash so much...
Person 2: Yeah.. Flash was my childhood...
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ....
Your Adobe Product, and Browser, fucking the Ram until it doesn't want to work anymore.
OH NO! I Accidentally left the YouTube tab open while After Effects is running! I better close it before it starts an Adobe Threesome!
Also known as "the death of workflow" this software is used to accomplish tedious tasks over and over again. Interns, but also senior employees, most of them coming from prestigious universities, are forced to use it by their directors. This implies moving the same arrows from left to right and from top to bottom until cerebral atrophy occurs. It may also stir serious debates about color tones and proper line-weights. Choosing corn flower blue instead of ultra violet might cause another wasted night in front of the screen, clicking on lines, one by one.
"Damn, last night I was doing Adobe Illustrator work until 6am."
"If you don't design what I told you, you will do Illustrator work for a month!"
"My boss is making me do Illustrator work because he thinks I'm too creative"
A large company that specialises in technology and know for programs such as flash and photoshop.
Bro Why are Adobe products so expensive.