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n: the act of masturbating with a level of enthusiasm and vigour that one can only achieve with the knowledge of the impending end of the world.
Craig sat quietly in the room while his undead friends and family members scratches at the door and the last of the battery power drained from the torch. "Fuck it!" Said Craig, "I'm busting out an Armageddon Wank before they break in."
1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.
2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.
After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.
The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.
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An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.
Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.
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an italian industrial hardcore band.
their music usually is pretty noisy and basic but it spreads a nice dark athmosphere.
their later songs also have dreamy melodies.
time to disobey, godflesh, armageddon style
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Any box or tote containing various random objects, trinkets or keepsakes (from tape measures to toiletries) one would wish to have handy in case of emergency. Typically stashed in an inconspicuous place in a bedroom.
Kid playing video game addressing mother...
Child: OMG Mom my batteries died, Get me summore!
Mother: Where are they dear?
Child: OMG Mom, they're in the armageddon box in my closet floor!
Samuel L. Jackson to his wife:
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKING ARMAGEDDON BOX UNDERNEATH THIS MOTHERFUCKING BED! BITCH STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS!
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