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When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!
“No, to be honest, I’m very good these days, and I practice abstination.”
To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.
My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!
Although this word is most often associated with food, beverage, profanity and sex. Abstinence is a deliberate conduct and runs rather parallel to the words indulge, gluttony and hoarding. Something negated is still something indeed. Keeping to the school of thought that the mind fails to register the words no or not(or its variations), Do not think of pink elephants!.. All three are characterized by excess and culpability. One can not and does not abstain from what one does not internally seeks(to avoid what one seeks is abstinence).
Clinton's abstinence from Monica's lips were in part due to her oral report on the lengthy wood project she undertook beneath his desk. As for me it is not an issue as I do not know her and have never had the privilege.
Something a masochist would do.
He was sad and bored because he engaged in abstinence.
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The worst type of STD prevention.
That's what condoms are for.
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guy: lets have sex
girl: no i believe in abstinance
guy: *gasps* so youre still a virgin?
girl: yes. im a good christian girl.
guy: okay, bend over and ill cure you of your phobia
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The dumbest thing since Crystal Pepsi. Usually practiced by Churchies and fat Girls.
"I'm abstinant and I got to the First Baptist Church!!"
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