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A person that does not follow hipster fashion or trends and unknowingly does something hipster-like. May involve choice of clothing, hair style, music, drink, etc.
Normal Guy: Dude you're drinking a PBR.
Accidental Hipster: Yea, its the cheapest beer at this bar.
Normal Guy: Where did you get those Ray-Bans?
Accidental Hipster: Found them in the parking lot.
Normal Guy: You are so accidental hipster right now.
Accidental Hipster: Oh Goddammit!
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The act of learning information about a person because of thing posted on a third web-page or face-book wall. This is usually followed by the mentioned information being referenced later, and the person not realizing that what they said was viewable by non-friends. Thus leading to the incorrect assumption that that they were being stalked.
Jill Posts-I need a vacation.- Viewable to Steve's News-feed.
Jane comments. You should totally come with my on mine. I'm going to Costa Rica!-Also viewable by Steve
LATER
In an unrelated post later Steve asks about Costa Rica Trip
Jill-That trip was a secret! How did you know!
Jane- How did you know about my trip?! STALKER!
Steve-WTF? It was on my Feed! It was Accidentally Stalking at worst!
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When your actions end up helping your bro get the girl he's been going after. However it was never your intention to play the wingman and try to get them together. It just happened to play out that way. Can also happen with a girl accidentally helping her gf get a guy.
Bro: Hey so how did your date with brosky go?
Girl: It wasn't a date, we just hanged out.
Bro: Of course it was a date, he told me all about he was excited and... umm...
Girl: wait, he likes me?
Bro: I mean... so this weather has been crazy recently right?
Girl: Oh wow I can't believe I didn't see it till now. I guess I do kinda like him too.
*Later*
Brosky: Bro I can't believe you told her!
Bro: I didn't know she didn't know man! It was an accident.
Brosky: Well whatever, you were my accidental wingman. So thanks.
Bro: so you two do it yet?
Brosky: We're like rabbits bro!
Bro: nice!
Fantastic song by Damien Rice from his album 9.
The piano in Accidental Babies is beautiful.
Accidentally clicking something on the web (i.e. an ad, porn, etc.)
Person 1: Dude! Why the hell did you click that?! That's sick!
Person 2: It was accidental clickage! I swear!
During intercourse, the act of thrusting too vigorously, thus removing the condom and leaving it dangling outside of your partner's vagina, keeping your place for reinsertion, resembling a bookmark.
I was mid-prison pummel in Shannon last night when my condom slipped off. I was able to jump right back in, thanks to my accidental bookmark.
you know that moment when you ordered fries: you patiently wait for them
and when you get them you see some accidental fries. That is without any doubt the best moment in life of every adequate person. You would never order curly fries on your own, but the feeling of getting 2-3 of them in your normal fries is tangible.
accidental fries in How I Met Your Mother:
A few years earlier, Barney met Blauman for a drink at MacLaren's. Barney was upset at Blauman for eating four fries from the basket Barney had ordered (after declining to order any food himself). Not only did he eat four fries, but the fourth one was an "accidental curly."