Sex Ache

When someone is wanting some good sex so bad their dick or pussy is throbbing for some attention. It can hurt but it feels good at the same damn time. So it’s pain and pleasure.

“Ooouu I wanna fuck Jay so bad Damn I can’t wait I need him now. Ahhh shit no, no, no, I’m having a sex ache.”

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plummy ache

When you've eaten so many plums your stomach hurts.

Missy: Ugh, I ate too many plums from the farmers' market.
Andy: You mean that you have a a plummy ache!

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Candy-Ache

Whenever you have WAY too much candy on Halloween and you feel like you want to puke.

Dude... im having a Candy-Ache right now so watch out!!!

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Beyonc-ache

A mental affliction wherein the sufferer has strong feelings of personal inadequacy, hopelessness, and depression after viewing multiple Beyonce videos in which she is the baddest bitch ever and you can't hang with that.

You: "I watched the Single Ladies video and now I feel awful because I know I'll never be Beyonce."

Therapist: "Ah, that's what we in the medical field call 'Beyonc-ache.' Sadly, there is no cure."

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Ball Ache

Like pain in the ass. Refers to a laborious task.

"gota wax my snowboard it's a right ball ache"

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aching lungs

The feeling when your lungs ache painfully, cause undetermined.

OMG, I feel so disorientated, my aching lungs are totally aching.

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fuck ache

When you have fucked so much and hard your dick is sore for a while

Man, we fucked all night long and I gave myself a fuck ache

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