Used to describe a large but battered male member, the damage to which makes it seem as if it has seen much hands on fighting in an intergalactic conflict. General Calrission, you must withdraw!
Girl 1: Are you gonna take him home tonight?
Girl 2: I was thinking about it......
Girl 1: Well i wouldnt suck him off, he's got an Admiral Ackbar in there!
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muslim chanting before detonation
The dumb suicide bomber, Muhammad Rabinawitz accidentally pulled the cord to the bomb,quickly yelling allah ackbar jihad allihu ghandi allah, killing everyone at his base.
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The great demon of Toshiba Computers. This great demon must visit Elon Musk every day to report on suspicious activities in the Nether. These activities, he codenames. For example, a Magma Cube brutally murdering a potato would be codenamed something like "J OB {-74". Elon then goes home, puts his loopamadoopa into his wife's shloopyloopy, and then 9 months to a year later BAM the product of the spermatoza and the egg of the adam's apple comes out of the shloopyloopy, causing extreme pain. The product would be named after the codenames for these suspicious activities.
Carly Shay: My favourite character from Terraria is Admiral Ackbar
Kim Jong-un: I think you took the Urban Dictionary definition the wrong way.
1 takbiir
2 a joke for explosions
1. TAKBIIR ALLAHU ACKBAR
2. ill allahu ackbar this building