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The Chiseled Adonis

Diligent, Vigilant, Meticulous, Sagacious, Conscientious, Analytical, Methodical, Individual

You’re really acting like The Chiseled Adonis right now.

by Joker-_- July 7, 2021


adonis blood

winning.

adonis blood.
Charlie Sheen: winning.

by oblivion64 August 12, 2011

27πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Adonis DNA

Adonis DNA is a strand of DNA only passed on to those who are winning, duh. When coupled with tiger blood, the Adonis DNA is especially powerful.

Those not winning enough should NOT by any means, try and obtain Adonis DNA and/or tiger blood. If this occurs their faces will melt and their bodies explode in front of their weeping children.

It should be noted that those with Adonis DNA or tiger blood, are particularly immune to the effects of Alcoholics Anonymous.

Adonis was a ridiculously studly dude in Greek mythology. His DNA is only in a select few.

"AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. . . I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

by helenkeller5528 March 9, 2011

97πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Adonis DNA

The genetic material responsible for winning, becoming a veteran of the unspeakable, and a success rate of 100%. Do the math. May also cause tiger blood.

"AA was written for normal people, people that don't have tiger blood, Adonis DNA."

--Charlie Sheen

by No Way Medina March 1, 2011

122πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Dark Adonis

See "Mid-Boss"

by GG Crono 4 November 10, 2003

28πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


adonis belt

Lower Abdominal lines pointing to your crotch.. looks like a 'V'

Im mirin zyzzs adonis belt... So aesthetic

by Donestevaughn November 27, 2013

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Fist of Adonis

A common sex toy mimmicing the fore arm and fist of the Greek character Adonis. It comes in 2 flavas The gradual knuckle for novices and the Business fist for stone cold sluts.

While shopping at the Get It On Shop Sherle was interested in buying the Fist of Adonis Business Fist model, I had to inform her, her asshole was not that reamed yet and she should get the gradual knuckle

by dopepottamus rex January 13, 2008

34πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž