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The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.
Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.
You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.
Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.
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When a doggo far outweighs your average thicc boi, it becomes advanced thiccness.
When Sarah's friend shiba inu weighed 90 lbs, four times the average weight of a adult male shiba inu, it was a case of advanced thiccness.
How the heck you could see this shit and not say what the fucking shitty shit is this shit
Person 1: "Hey what's 1+2+4+8+...2^n?"
Person 2: "Supposed to be infinite, sounds logical"
Person 1: "Wrong, it's -1, at least according to p.acid number systems of measurement"
Person 2: "What the fuck?!"
Person 1: "It's called Advanced Mathematics"
Trying to be relevant. This is a level of nonsense which exceeds usual nonsense. Should be avoided by all means and at all costs. This is a situation when a person tries by all cost to fit it and neglects who they really are. It was coined by me upon the realisation that people need to work more on being themselves.
You've gotten to a level of advanced fuckery, trying to be who you aren't to please others.
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A hard working employee of advance auto parts, who often is yelled at and ridiculed by customers for not having parts for obscure automobiles.
An advance autoslave would commonly hear a gripe such as, "you mean you don't have a generator shim for my 72 Volkswagen Thing!?"
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1) make a bowl of pancake batter.
2) 4 or more guys stand around it in a circle naked
3) they all reach and grab the shaft of the person to their right
4) each guy attempts to make the person to their right nut
5) after everyone has finished, the batter is cooked into pancakes
6) the person who nutted first is hand fed all of them by the person who made them nut
We played advanced cumcakes at that crazy party last night.
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Possessing skills in excess of an opponent. Usually used mockingly when one person is deficient in some way and the "advanced maneuvers" are merely average.
"Wow.. I wish I could get all the ladies like that guy."
"Yeah, he's got some advanced maneuvers."
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