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When a particularly elderly woman pops out her dentures and gives you a blowjob.
Bennet: Yo Coop Charlies mom gave me the best no denture adventure ever last night
Coop: Oooh shit son!
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A phrase used when a brief plot synopsis of a movie, TV show, video game etc. sounds less interesting than it actually is.
Term originates from Nostalgia Critic.
Person 1: "This movie is about a family living in a farm and...ummm...that's about it. A Family living in a farm."
Person 2: "ADVENTURE HO!"
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A Gruben adventure is quite an interesting one. It means to drive aimlessly for no reason after having nothing to do.
Ah shit, I’m bored af, time for a Gruben Adventure ahhhhh.
A journey where medieval raven music is played while the viewer is crying
Corpse: “If you’re someone who is sad a lot or cries a lot... play medieval tavern music.. you can’t cry to it, it’s impossible... Just fucking blast that shit. You can’t cry to it, and if you do cry to it, it’s like you’re crying on an adventure”
The greatest anime series, no, the greatest creative work of any sort ever made.
The last eighty-four episodes of the anime series Digimon Adventure are far better then any equivalent stretch of any television series, though many fools do not realize this.
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The one best thing you will ever experience in your life. It's about a 12-yro named Finn and a 28-yro dog named Jake. Jake is a space shifter. They together rescue princesses (there are more here than in Disney) mostly from the Ice King (Simon Petrikov) and Jake has like 7 babies and he's married to a rainbow noodle with a horn named Lady Rainicorn. Finn has a crush on 3 princesses but only gets ultimately close to one named Huntress Wizard. There is so much lore that it is inhuman to fit it all in a user-controlled encyclopedia about shrex and such. I highly recommend it as it is my favourite show of all time and always will be. And there is nothing in my life that ever made me happier than hearing that there will be more seasons. It has the best catchphrase too: What time is it? Adventure Time!"
Yo Jim did u see the last episode of Adventure Time yesterday?
Yeah I cried.
Me too. But did u know there will be more episodes? It's not over!
HELL YEAH OH SHIT MY LIFE!!
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A journey that is made during conventional lunch hours by one or more of the following:
- A round body part that sticks out in a place it shouldn't.
- A woman of amazing grace, beauty, and intelligence OR A girl that resembles both a glazed donut and snowshoes.
- A big busted blonde with a pretty face pertty eyes and great hips. Nice butt long legs tall and gorgeous.
- A bad ass with a big dick.
- The most brightest and coolest person in the universe.
- A bald jackass OR avery confusing person
The clock approached 12:45 and The Nub and I summoned our counterparts Gail, Leslie and Amy for our Paneran Adventure.
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