Pastor-Aggressive

When in a church atmosphere, (typically in a youth group or bible study,) the pastor or leader asks for someone to pray, read, or a volunteer to help; they are passive-aggressively asking a specific person or persons. Usually with a stare right at someone when they are "asking the group".

Dude, when pastor asked for a volunteer to help pass out snacks, he pastor-aggressively stared right at me, so I HAD to do it.

Aggressive Hug

To hug someone with ferocity and viciousness. Ussually quite tight and uncomfortable for the receiving person.

"ahh man my arms are killing me, mike just aggressive hugged me"
"Watch me aggressive hug Steve"

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sexually aggressive

Someone who is very up-front about their sexual desires, needs, and thoughts, typically needing a great deal of sexual intercourse to sufficiently satisfy their needs.

Wow, Abby is so sexually aggressive--last night she yelled at Ben for having insufficient penis.

Emma walked up to Brian at the party yesterday and told him she needed to be fucked in his car immediately...she is so sexually aggressive.

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Aggressive Cooch

When a dude hittin it from the back, but in actuality she's hittin from the front.

Guy 1: Hey man how was that date with Katy last night?
Guy 2: It was fuckin great man, Katy got that "aggressive cooch!"

aggressive negotiations

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting

My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

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Aggressive Stalking

Online terms - Periodically sending an ellipsis while in a chat room for the purpose to let others know of your presence without having to say anything. The equivalent to walking up to a group conversing with each other and just standing with them silently.

Bob: "If you put peanut butter on both sides of the sandwich, the jelly will ooze out!"

Jeff: "How much jelly do you put in your sandwiches? It wouldn't ooze out if I only put a little."

Michael: "..."
Bob: "You need to balance the peanut butter and jelly ratio."
Michael: "..."
Jeff: "Michael, what are you doing?"

Bob: "He's Aggressive Stalking* us."

Michael: "..."

*(UD wouldn't let me put "Aggressively Stalking") :/

Aggressively Heterosexual

When someone is so heterosexual that it seems to have its own aura. You know that they’re heterosexual simply by looking at them and it is so invasive and aggressive you can’t ignore it.

e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.

David: Look at that guy over there.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.