When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty
A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...
noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?
Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
A clarinet.
This was that same agony-pipe, which, in the German rhapsody, wails its way into the most exciting of all symphonic expressions of the jazz idiom...
The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA
Coca-Cola Espuma absolute true non-agony
When you're told your Penis is to small
Girl "is it in yet"
Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*
Someone who has a very privileged life without any real world problems yet takes to social media to whine and complain about how miserable they are.
Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
Today Twitter is filled with agony trolls.