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Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
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A girl/boy that you are instantly attracted to, like love at first sight that you see when departing or arriving at an airport. There are 5 stages of luck; he/she notices you, they start a conversation with you, they are on the same flight as you, they are at the same accomodation as you and finally, you are lucky enough to exchange socials.
When i went on holiday to (location name) I saw my airport crush, he/she was beautiful.
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When travelling the normal rules and conventions around appropriate times to do things are relaxed.
They are relaxed such that no one should be judged for drinking, sleeping, eating etc. at what would be normally strange or judged.
Pint of beer at 7am? No problems.
Breakfast at midnight? You got it.
Shots at brunch? Why not two!?
These are know as Airport Rules.
8am in the airport.
A "Would it be wrong to have a scotch and Coke with my eggs?"
B "Airport rules my friend"
A "Scotch and Coke it is!"
A third world country (per Joe Biden) existing just north of Queens and south of the Bronx, at least pre-COVID.
I purposely fly into JFK and Newark just to avoid the hell-hole that is LaGuardia Airport.
A person, typically an older father figure, who always arrives unnecessarily early airports, usually 4-6 hours before your actual flight. This type of person will put their family through hell in order to get on the flight- with hours to spare
My dad is such an Airport Dad, he always arrives so early and yells at us.
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The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.
The Airport Gestapo confiscated GI Joe's two inch rifle and wand raped the owner.
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Saying all the wrong and questionable things while in the airport which may lead to suspicion of terror and other crimes.
Your bag is heavy, you got a body in there? No you have airport tourettes shut up!
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