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A moderately sized town in Ontario mostly invisible to public maps due to irrelevancy. This town is split in two, notably between Highway 401, where everything above is North Ajax and everything below is South Ajax. Both parts have different social climates but are connected via wild ass, rampant homeless people.
North Ajax is known for that hood vibe, where young black people often role-play American gangs despite being soft Canadians. The area is also poor. South Ajax was once known for rich white people living by the lakeshore, but that's mostly being overtaken by your neighbourhood heroin addicts and people from countries you can't pronounce. Ajax's largest problem is its homelessness, where they run around and poop on each other.
As for high schools, its high schools are incredibly unique. Dennis O'Connor is mostly white people who fight each other and drink apple juice. Notre Dame/J. Clarke is mostly North Ajax and, as for as most can tell, has 6 whole white students. I say whole because of unsurprising stabbing incidents. Ajax High is mostly quirky folks with funny haircuts and a keen taste in their own gender.
There is nothing to do in Ajax besides visiting your weird cousin. Instead, what many of its residents do to have fun is literally go anywhere else. Sundays are often days of quiet due to its surplus of Catholics and because old people, students, and the homeless need to recover from their hangovers. Either way, Ajax Ontario is widely considered ass.
"I live in North Ajax!" - Dequavious, neighbourhood black guy
"What the fuck." - Donald, neighbourhood white guy
"guagegheuagagaue gee gaaaaa." - Johnathan, neighbourhood homeless guy
Ajax Ontario is a very fun place!
If you're ever lucky to meet an Ajax Horn. You are to be one of the luckiest people alive. They are, handsome, selfless, and honest. Always tending to others before themselves. Takes the time out of their day to send you a good morning and goodnight message even after just speaking to them over the phone. They are a one of a kind friend. A best friend. Someone willing to listen when you pour your heart out. Someone willing to smile through the day when you can't. Someone willing to come up with all the lamest jokes to make you laugh. Ajax Horn's is everything you could ever want in a person and more. They are love, they are happiness, they are laughter, they are light on the darkest of days. Soft and gentle when things get rough. They deserve the world. They deserve nothing but happiness and love. If I were to have an Ajax Horn, I would do nothing short of continuously proving how much he means to me. Mwuah x
Do you have an Ajax Horn?
Yes I DO!! He's the best.
The part of the city where bike lanes and bike lane arguments run wild.
"Man there's lots of bike lanes here!"
"It's almost like South Ajax!"
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A web site that incorrectly uses AJAX technology.
This site is slow. It must be Over-AJAXed.
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The area of in the a&p bordered by pickering beach road on the east, lake ontario on the south, the emperor-a&p hospital-clements road corridor to the north, and duffins creek on the west. the center of which is the clover ridge plaza.
-falby court man, south ajaaaaaaax
-no actually, thats mid ajax.
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The act of ejaculating into your hand and smearing it onto your partner's face
I love to ajax spray and wipe with my partner. We certainly clean house.
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