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Another term for a preoprism. "An erection that doesn't go away leaving you stiff and wooden all the time.
I had a dream about Pam Anderson last night and woke up with a huge AL GORE!
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1. The act of turning off an electrical appliance, such as a lamp or television, which will help to end global warming.
2. Referring to your home; Turning off all appliances and unplugging them before leaving for the weekend.
1. If you're not using that lamp, please Al Gore it. The Polar ice caps are melting!
2. Tula: Will you lock the house up while I get the car? Evelyn: Yes and I'll be sure to Al Gore it so that we may do our part to end global warming.
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Vice President to Bill Clinton and also the loser who thinks he invented the internet
Al Gore: um i took the liberty of inventing the internet
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Al Gore : the biggest threat to our world is not global warming its.......manbearpig
who is half man half bear half pig i am super serial
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When, during a blow job, the blow jobber tells the blow jobbee some profound inconvenient truth about the blow jobbee's self.
The Al Gore was dropped on me by my girl the other night. Do I really have self esteem issues?
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Just to clarify, he did not invent the internet. It was Tim Berners-Lee. TBL, born 1955, is currently a senior researcher and holder of the 3Com Founders Chair at MIT's Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL). He is also a Knight Commander (second-highest rank in the Order of the British Empire). Wiki him. While you're at it, look up Philo T. Farnsworth. He invented the television. These are good guys to know about.
Al Gore probably made that claim because he, like most people, does not know who actually invented the Internet. And continues to make sure it stays royalty-free. We (should) all owe him a lot. But he chose not to profit from it. Thanks Tim!
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First emporer of the moon!!
inventor of the internet!!!
killer of manbearpig!!!!
tamer of the mighty moon bug!!!
father of jesus!!!!
Al Gore is a lying fucking douche with no friends. I'm super fucking cereal
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