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the real cause of AIDS
Scientists have been led to believe (by Gore's black magic) that AIDS is caused by manbearpig but AIDS is truly caused by your genitals being exposed to Al Gore's voice. The body can't take it anymore and turns on itself because its the only escape
Other accomplishments:
-invented the internet, meatball subs, glow in the dark stuff, Charmeleon, the waterbed, and ice cream cake.
-Wrote Harry Potter on a paper towel (not a napkin)
-Caused "The Incident" in Lost
-Master of Black Magic
-Was the first human to be Rickrolled (was rickrolled by manbearpig and they've been sworn enemys ever since. Got him back by blaming AIDS on him. Manbearpig got him back by being the last vote for bush. Gore got him back by killing him on south park.)
Penis: "I cant take any more of this super Al Gore's gloating."
..."Bye World!!!"
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The term Al Gore is taken from the actually person, Al Gore who was a former USA Vice-president, a USA Presidential Candidate and most recently produced An Inconvenient Truth (Documentary on Global Warming).
To use Al Gore as a term, it's mainly to indicate that someone who thinks they're going to win or have a chance doesn't actually. Just like Al Gore in the Presidential Election Race, he thought he had a chance but in reality, George W. Bush was never going to lose.
Langer: "Did you see South Africa play Australia in the World Cup"?
Katich: "Yeah what an Al Gore that was".
Langer: "South Africa are more like a John Kerry, than Al Gore, bloody chokers".
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He believes he created the Internet. He made a false documentary about global warming to get attention. Has no friends. Threw a giant rock concert to stop global warming. Killed the infamous Manbearpig. In other words, the world's greatest Shithead. This is for you Al, now everyone will take you super serial
Al Gore: I'm going to stop global warming by throwing a giant rock concert!, And make a documentary starring me! ,people will take me super serial!
Al Gorem I'm a shithead!
Al Gore: I invented the internet
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vice president to the Clinton administration and star in the documentary An inconvenient Truth , family man, whom wife Tipper has totally whipped. Although he never became president, point which has been in debate between democrats and republicans, there is no denying he is a brilliant man, although, uh yeah, he has the charisma of a teacup.
Well, to be honest, I think Al Gore is awesome, he actually got a college degree without daddy pulling any strings... jaja not that i`m implying anything about anyone else.
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pronounced (hip-o-crit)
A low life self centered hipocritical activist for a more energy efficient world. and he drives a prius. . . when he isn't flying on his private jet.
That dumbass is a real al gore.
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When you take a small globe and you stick it up a sexual partners ass.
I think i am going to surprise my girlfriend with the al gore tonight!
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a obese politician who enjoys to eat brocoli and water plants because he loves the earth. he is married to the earth, and is celebrating his 15th wedding anniverary soon! yay! bring gifts!
"Wow Al Gore really loves the environment and earth!" "Yeah he does, what a fruit-cake!"
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