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Alan is the best person ever. Don't fuck with him or you'll get a cockslap, and have skid marks on ur face.
He's so swag
"Yo Alan is such a dick"
Alan- "Yo did I just here u call me a dick?"
"Yeah cuz u rrrr"
"SLAPP"
"Alright ur the boss"
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Alan is an incredibly sexy male that has a large penis but does not show off about it . He is an amazing friend and is ALWAYS there for them . Also he is like the perfect boyfriend and anyone is lucky to have him
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Alan is an amazing charming guy, great personality loves shoes, is great with woman and good hair
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A good guy friend but crazy at times, he will be there when needed and will always have your back. His personality is pretty unique he enjoys making fun of you but still loves you even if he doesn't say it, he tries to steal your food and break into your house when needed
Peron 1. Who's that
Person 2. That's Alan my friend
Person 1. I want an Alan
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An extremely handsome man, who's charm with ladies puts others in comas. He's the one and only combination and an all A student and a devilishly handsome man(some would say slut, but it's the other way around), and humorous guy.
First day of school? I'm nervous
Dude, just Alan it.
You know Bill Gates, not as rich as Alan am I right!
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Alan is the sweetest, most loving, caring guy in the world. He is very outgoing and always makes you smile. Alan always tells you you're beautiful and is the best boyfriend that could ever exist. Once you see his smile you will fall in love instantly and you will never love someone as much as you will love him. Alan is amazing and has great looks, and you just can't help but hug and kiss him.
"Alan is the best boyfriend that you will ever have."
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Alan is an amazing guy. Will always care about you and protect you. He has a heart of gold. If you get the chance to meet an Alan in your life, be best buds! He resembles Sid from Ice Age and is the funniest person you know. He loves life and loves being himself and doesn't care who knows it. Good kisser has soft lips. Will not be afraid to lick you. Loves to sing his heart out.
Alan, stop smoking weed you street rat!
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