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That one nigga in the group that keeps farting . Often takes from 5 to 8 shits a day
Guy 1: Damn bro whys there shit all over the toilet seat and the floor
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm
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annoying nerd, glasses, short, weak, always loses at arm wrestling. what people would describe a ¨boomer¨
He is such an Alberto like GODDAMN STFU
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a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.
Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's
Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat
Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.
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A 24 hour fast food Mexican restaurant that is gas.
Offering free horchata on Tuesdays (the same day the club goes up)
Hey Kings I’m heading over to Albertos, catch you in 5.
1 crazy and hyper person i have ever met.
my cousin, alberto, mexican/asain is so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 hyper because of too much sugar!
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To be the fucking boss
When you get to fuck da pussy you get to be an Alberto
a certain individual, particulary of Mexican descent, who enjoys "borrowing" military/ government issued gear and selling it for his own profit. The certain items an Alberto prefers, cost anywhere from a few dollars to thousands of dollars. Generally an Alberto wont risk "borrowing" an item if the paper stacks ain't right(alot of money). An Alberto doesnt necessarily have to be in the military. He/she could acquire the item from a contact.
Jose: "Pablo, hey have you seen those brand new radios. Our Lieutenant is gonna go crazy when he hears about them!"
Pablo: "Yea S.A. those radios are tight homes. I am seriously thinking about Alberto'n em'. You think anybody will notice?
Jose: "Pablo! Are you kidding me homes?"
Pablo: "What homes? C'mon you know I'm Mexican. Its in my blood!"
Jose: True! I know I'm Mexican too. I dont mind of you pull a Alberto, just give me half. OK S.A.?
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