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Son you just got alpine nut caked
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Alpine Valley is well known for its fabulous snow covered mountain skiing. So we refer to it when speaking over the phone about snorting cocaine.
Meet us at Tims house we going skiing at Alpine Valley! Bring the beer!
The worst fucking campground in upstate New York. The kids that camp their are usually high or stealing shit. Most adults are stoners and the manager has the biggest stick up her ass.
Person 1: yo we should go to this campground, alpine lake rv resort!
Person 2: that’s the shittiest place yo
high-performance racing tractor
"that alpine is going crazy on the grass"
An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"
P1: Whoa did you see that?!
P2: What?
P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
P2: Oh no! Boulders!
I recommend NOT getting this shit car it blew up on top gear🤣 so if u want to blow up this is the car you want. There old cars were decent though
The alpine car is gonna blow up
A sex position where two people do the splits, front to front, wearing only a bobbly hat and shag.
I did the Alpine butterfly with my girl last night