Amber turd it

The act in which a deranged individual shats upon a significant other’s side of the bed leaving it to to be found in the morning by the significant other/maid.

You really amber turd it bro

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Amber turd's

A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's

Amber turd's is a girl that shits in bed

Amber turd

Any abusive woman, any woman who would make false allegations of abuse.

I dated an amber turd once... it ended when she started throwing things at me.

Amber turd

This vile creature likes to shit on beds and blame it on the dog. They also have a iconic line of "my dog stepped on a bee".

Amber turd shat on the bed.

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Amber Turding

The act of shitting on your partner's side of the bed and proceed to blame it on your dog.

I heard they broke up because she was amber turding too often.

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The Amber Turd

This is a sexual activity where a woman eats Taco Bell, shits on her partner's pillow, shoves his face in it while pegging him, then calls the cops on him for sexual assault.

"I'm currently in jail with pinkeye because my girlfriend gave me The Amber Turd"

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Amber turd

The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.

Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.

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