The act of shitting on your partner's side of the bed and proceed to blame it on your dog.
I heard they broke up because she was amber turding too often.
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This is a sexual activity where a woman eats Taco Bell, shits on her partner's pillow, shoves his face in it while pegging him, then calls the cops on him for sexual assault.
"I'm currently in jail with pinkeye because my girlfriend gave me The Amber Turd"
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The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.
Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.
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a stupid bitch who took a shit on the amazing Jhonny Depp's bed and claimed he abused her, also the act of shitting really big and it hurts
p1; I just took an amber turd broo
p2; oh daaaang bro is your asshole okay?
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Taking a huge shit on you and your partners bed for them to clean it up
She left an amber turd on the bed
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An offensive smelling shit or fart
"i just had the worst amber turd"
"that curry last night gave me the worst amber turd"
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A devious sex move in which the female has to poop on the male's side of the bed and then pretend like she didn't and that it's not funny
F: Hey baby, want me to amber turd tn?
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee
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