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A place where kids shop because they can't afford Abercrombie and Fitch clothes
i have no money, thats ok lets just go to American eagle
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A complete rip-off of Abercrombie. Even the name AE. Is it just me or doest that look surprisingly like AF? Its for kids who just wanna be like the "preps", but really look queer wearing it, because its not prep at all. Abercrombie will come out with a shirt or a new style and you wont see it in American Eagle for another month. It takes them time to copy it just right. So if you wanna rip-off a great store shop there.
"Hey i saw this in Abercrombie a month ago!....and this!....and this!......geee you think American Eagle might be ripping-off Abercrombie?"
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a store for those idiots who seem to like being underweight and ruining their body with chemicals, i have a few hand-me-down american eagle clothes, all of which are either:too tight, see-through, too deep a v-neck, too short, or have quarter-inch shoulders that never seem to stay on my arms.
idiot prep "look at this new american eagle shirt i got!"
metalhead "oh! it was so small and low-quality i thought it was for that shaved rat you carry around in your purse!
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**** clothing for people that feel they're too good to wear cheaper clothing that has no holes and doesn't smell like cat piss.
Guy 1: Wow, he has some cat piss jeans!
Guy 2: You mean American Eagle jeans?
Guy 1: Exactly!
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When a man and his girlfriend buy a pound of butter and butter up the floor. Then they strip and the girl lies down spread out like an eagle, while the guy takes a running start and slides into her. Often, bacon grease is substituted with butter to make it more "american".
Billy: Dude, I gave Trixy The American Eagle last night!
Bob: Did you miss like last time? I'd hate to be the doctor that has to straighten your dick every time you do this.
Billy: Hell no! It was great! I even ate the butter after we were done!
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American Eagle is a store where clothing is sold. Shopping there doesn't make you a snob/prep/rich bitch etc... I make a killing @ the clearance rack cuz boyfriend/artist jeans for $30 makes my ass look phenomenal. NOT because I want to look like everyone else. And that's coming from an 18 year old black chick who's a working college student. kthxbye.
Damn, Kristi. Where did u get those jeans?
From American Eagle.
:disgusted face: Eww. You shop there?!
Bitch, don't front. You liked the jeans before you found out they were AE...
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a laid-back prep/surf-style store that sells clothes to teens other than 12-year-old anorexics and sluts; unlike most teen stores, the clothes actually fit if you buy the right size.
I went to American Eagle this weekend for some new summer clothes.
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