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The most generous, emphatic people on Earth.
And I'm English!
Just bought a £5 quick shop from my convenience store, an American was stood behind me. Based on true experience with Americans.
Checkout Clerk: Sorry, your Credit Card has been rejected.
Me:(Searching pockets, wallet, don't find any cash.) Well, I don't have any more cash on me.
American: Don't worry about it, I'll pay for ya'!
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Any American-ized word or phrase, such as changing the spelling of words to sound as they mis-pronounce them, using 4 syllables or words where 1 would have sufficed, or inventing a new word or phrase because it sounds nicer (most commonly heard whenever they are 'fighting for peace' again).
Color, Armor, Boro, Aluminum, Leftenant (??), putting Z's instead of S's in words, or using clunky acronyms because they make a meaningful word (Arrogant American Alliance with Rightwing Goverments against Hope!, or Aaargh!)
Weapons Of Mass Destruction (Nukes), The Road Map (Plan), Freedom Fighters (terrorists we like), Terrorists (anyone we don't), Terrorist Suspect (anyone), Liberating <insert name of latest militarily inferior country that has weapons we supplied and something we want> in the Name of Peace and Democracy (slaughter and pillage <name>), Anti-American (anyone who disagrees), Anti-American Activist (anyone that tries to stop us), Our Friends and Allies in Europe (anyone with nukes), 9/11 (oops, apparently having nukes doesn't make you immune to retaliation), Pulling Together in the War for Democracy! (so c'mon England, lets make some NEW enemies!).
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The belief that you should carry a pistol with you at all times.
Americanism is a great benefit in the hood, and in Miami.
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The North Americans, South Americans, Caucasian Americans, African Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, etc.
It's a mixed land of different ethnic backgrounds and such.
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NOTE: This only applies to the Americans who play Call of Duty on their PS3's and Xbox's and eat non-stop, because apart from them American people are very likeable.
1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell 'mum' with an 'o'.
2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs.
3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.
1)•American: we spel mom wit a o bcoz dat makes us kl 4 perfectin da langwidj
•American: The British invented the muskets but we upgraded them to high power guns la la la we rule and we are invincible and we can beat anyone
Brit: Well we gave you the musket, plus, 911, HAHA.
2)•American: Come to our strip clubz because we have silicon titties and big boobies and they are all fake
3)•American: Sorry I'm too busy stuffing my face to go fight in the war oh no but we helped save everybody in the world wars
WWII Allied countries: Yeah and you came late for both of them
•American: oh no im playing call of duty the americans are the bestest ever
Brit: In Call of Duty 4 the Marines DIE and the S.A.S. survive, so up yours.
American: ur mom
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Synonym for pig or swine and also used to define an egoistic slob who thinks he has the right to claim moral superiority over the whole world despite supporting pointless wars and not valuing any non American life.
Lmao: yo tf
Zoink: I'm American
Lmao: that doesn't make it ok for you to thank that old dude for his service. He literally raped by grandma in Vietnam for no damn reason.😢
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