Timming

Obsessing over minutiae entirely outside the scope of a given class. Particularly in the realm of tax or torts.

"Bro - what if we have an opportunity to deduct subsidized, tax-exempt bobcats that were part of the IUP Foundation?"

"You are Timming so hard right now."

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Tim

Your cauliflower headed friend who is sexually attracted to toasters

Tim’s in the bedroom with his toaster again.

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Tim's

1.) A short version of the name brand boots "Timberland"

"Nigga, don't step on my Tim's!"

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Tim

Legend tells that in Australia there lurks a Tim so sexual that girls who come within 1 kilometer of him are magnetized toward him by an unknown force.All women love him and he can have any babe he wants. He is in the Guiness World Records for the longest penis, with a beast that spans the whole of Australia 5 times. He is known for being able to have sex for long amounts of time not capable
To any other mortal man and unleash many untried positions.

Look at that guy over there he must be a tim
I got sucked onto a tim yesterday
I gave tim a blowjob last week

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Tims

Short for Timberland boots.

I'm lacing up my tims, then I am going to kick your azz.

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Tim

Gifted and talented with computers and other technology. A Tim can be found in just about any organization. Tim is the wizard who fixes the computers or phones when no-one else has a clue. Technology obeys this man like a lion obeys a liontamer. It doesn't matter if you have already done exactly what Tim just did twenty times already, you are not the technology wizard!!! The computer or other piece of technology will not obey you. Their only master is a guy called Tim. If there is no Tim at your workplace, you could also see Ben. If you do not know a Tim or a Ben, you are doomed with all technological mishaps.

How the fuck did you do that Tim? I just tried the same thing like fifty times, Tim. You just walked past and it worked, Tim.

"All hail the almighty technology wizard Tim, we will obey your command and yours only"
"Wait, did that piece of crap just say Tim?"
"I don't know what the issue is, it worked for me," says Tim.

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Tim

A pretty cool guy who likes to talk and joke a lot if you're his friend but is pretty quiet if he doesn't know you.

You think you're funny? Try talking to Tim without laughing.

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